Takes a REAL wise-ass, a persistent curmudgeon, to post a Wednesday rant days later…
But I digress.
Vin Diesel has much to answer for.
Drivers are emulating his “Fast & Furious” film antics and turning roads into raceways. Meanwhile, COVID is tearing up conventional behavioral restraints as police departments face calls for reform and deadly, rising rates of gunfire – while ignoring almost everything else.
Race-tuned road rockets blast past and backfire at all hours of the day and night.
This is to request whatever entity operates re-incarnation to bring Diesel and the whole F&F cast and production team back in a very specific way:
Bring them back as speed-bumps, on MY street.
This may discourage the manic motor-heads roaring past my place – and endangering anybody unlucky enough to be walking or driving there – by beating the blazing crap out of their cars. With every crashing lurch, this would impose valuable lessons in car karma on those intoxicated by a dangerous cocktail of gasoline, hormones and entitled narcissism.
And it would give Vin Diesel et al some bumps and bruises, too.