Wise-Ass Wednesday

A feature in this dive-bar; Observations, would-be aphorisms, remarks and what-not.

The hardest knot you’ll ever tie – tight enough to stymie a shipful of sailors, a campful of Boy Scouts – will happen by accident in the laces of the second shoe you’re tearing off to jump into bed with your best-beloved.

Just so, every tool, device or system will fail five feet, five microns, five turns of the wrench from finishing the job – prompting the vilest curse you know.

Except for ViceGrips and duct tape – no fails or curses for them.